Disclaimer

hey

just wanted to point out that my previous post was NOT a serious request

sorry to disappoint.

I know i have just shattered the dreams of a horde of screaming women but this is the way it has to be.

also if the comment directing me to an online dating site was spam then Fuck Off

If it was genuine then thanks for the thought but no thanks.

The only reason i said what i did is because most people who know me will have heard me proclaim that women are too expensive. I mean you've gotta take them places and buy them things and at $200 an hour i just can't afford that

p.s. i get paid $24.34 an hour to sit on my arse...best job ever